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It seems that Neopolitan still isn't managing to master the fine art of caring to be properly sociable. Still, the inbox does work, and she's known to respond fast enough, if she likes someone. So, at least there's that?

(OOC Note: 99% of all replies will come in the form of Text Messages unless Neo has a strong reason to send video messages. She might send pictures, but she prefers text.)

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Gift Delivery - December 25th

[survivalthroughhate]

[This year, Maul had decided to behave himself when it came to giving gifts, unlike in years past where he broke into people's houses rather like Santa himself did. All gifts are left on the porch or front step of the recipient's home for them to find in the morning.

Neo got two small gifts from Maul. One was a small stuffed ice cream plush in her signature colors. The other was a knife that definitely fit her general aesthetic. Accompanying it was a note in blocky handwriting wishing her a Merry Christmas signed from Darth Maul.]

Re: Gift Delivery - December 25th

[threelayers]

Merry Christmas!

Did you slay the fat man?

Also, the knife is outstanding and I love it.
The plushie's adorable and I love it.
Life needs more pink.

[survivalthroughhate]

I did! It was a glorious battle.

I'm glad you enjoyed them!

Yes it does. The color of danger right there.

[threelayers]

Did we slay him officially or did he run away Ho Ho Ho'ing?
Because you know he'll be back next year if he got away, with a vengeance.

(OOC: Now I'm getting American Dad flashbacks...)

[survivalthroughhate]

I made sure he was most assuredly dead. It is hard to live through a decapitation. Though being a Pthumerian, I suspect he shall gather his strength from the belief he holds in all the various universes that have a version of him in it and return next year having reincarnated like Mother Superior.

[Maul hoped so. Then he could make killing Santa an annual tradition!]

[threelayers]

Those bastards have a way of coming back.
So, who knows whether or not he'll be back to haunt you again with a vengeance.
Somehow I think you'd enjoy that.

[survivalthroughhate]

It would be most satisfying if we could do battle with one another year after year. It would certainly make the end of the year much more satisfying to end it with a good fight.

[threelayers]

And, let's be real.
This Christmas festival would do a lot better with some knock down drag out fights.
Maybe with armies made out of snow duking it out!

[Stop giving Pthumerians ideas you two.]

[survivalthroughhate]

Perhaps next year we shall have such glorious battles ahead of us!

[Yep, these two were going to be responsible for everything that happened next Christmas in Trench.]

[threelayers]

You absolutely need to tell me when you're getting ready for the war.
You're going to need backup if he calls in some for himself, and I'm totally in for this.

[....yuuuup]