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[threelayers]

[A tinny, electronic voice comes on the other line. The message recorded is very obviously a 'default' setting of the fluid, available to any user. It displays no name or identity.]

The person you're trying to reach cannot answer the phone right now. Please leave a message with your name and number after the beep and we will return your call.

[What? Were you actually expecting her to record a voice message?]

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Forwarded to Christmas; Action

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul has put all his sneaky warrior-ninja skills to good use, breaking into people's houses in the early hours of the morning, and leaving them their gifts in spots where he's sure they'll find them, with a tag addressed to them from Maul. He doesn't quite realize this gesture could be taken the wrong way given this is Deerington and all, but it's the thought that counts.

He's gotten Neo something he's sure she's gonna appreciate: a bracelet with a hidden knife in it. 'I'm sure you'll put this to good use' the tag reads.]

Text: UN - IceCream

[threelayers]

Haha, Maul this is beautiful thank you!
I owe you something. Maybe I'll demonstrate you what dust does.
I have a feeling you'd love it, because you're so lucky I don't trap the house anymore, haha.

Come by sometime and knock. I'll have the crate out.

[survivalthroughhate]

I am sure I would be interested in seeing what it does! It's amazing how many homes I was able to break into but many of the spells and guardians people have guarding their homes only work on those that have ill-intent, which I did not.

Set a day and time. I will be there.

[threelayers]

You know, intent can change. That almost seems like a horrible oversight in a security system. Mine used to just work with someone trying to break in.

How about tomorrow at five? We can avoid all the holiday rush.

[survivalthroughhate]

Something I shall be sure to remember if I ever have to quietly assassinate a target here in town. I used to to that quite often when I was younger.

Sounds like a plan is in place. I will see you then.

[threelayers]

Never a bad plan, if you have to do it. In the meantime, I will see you then!